GREEN CHILE FRAUD!!

My brotha's to the north do not know how to make a green chile burro.

I don't know how else to say it yo.

We were up in the "GreeN" aka chill woosh', this past Saturday to take in the 3 hour parade and stare at peepz.

Arrived at the Rodeo/carnival starving. Picked out this booth that shi'ma and I got all thrilled over because there sign "claimed" they had "green chili burritos". D and Lil Tiger got their usual popovers aka frybread, and Mom and I awaited our "green chili burritos". After about 15 minutes, we finally received our much anticipated food.

D got his, Babee got his, and Mom and I opened up our shiny tin foil of happiness. The bread, from the outside looked good, thick, lightly tan, with nice black wire marks pitted on the outside. My mouth watered in anticipation of that first delectable, bready bite.

Um, needed salt.

I opened up the bun to expose the inside to pepper it strong with some ish'ii, when my appetite stopped cold.

The inside was freaking filled with HAMBURGER!! and like 2 miniscule pieces of green chile!!!! They looked like they had shaved off slivers from the chile and had placed exactly 2 tiny pieces in designated positions within the "burrito". !!!

Now, I am half O'odham. We know what a green child burrito looks and tastes like, and that was NOT A FREAKING GREEN CHILI BURRITO!!

I was so upset because I was really looking forward to eating green chili, and we had waitied like 15 minutes for a disappointement.

I ate like 1/3 of it becasue I was freaking starving, but then just tossed it the roaming rez dogs on the way out. I was just too disappointed to eat anymore.

Im sorry my brothas in Whiteriver, maybe I just got a bad booth, but don't be making claims about "GREEN CHILI BURRITO" when you have no clue...

Hamburger does not equal Green chili...

Im like still in shock about the whole debacle.

"shakes head"