"SMILE"

I had an evil thought today.

I was walking back to my car after getting supplies for the "store" at Sam's Club today, when I dropped my receipt and blue bank bag while trying to slow down my 150 lb. cart. I uttered "SHIT"..and bent over to pick up my jazz in the broiling heat off the 200 degree pavement while simultaneously trying to hitch up my sagging gauchos all while saying no to "CRACK:. No easy feat yo... when this anglo looking dude smiled at me and said "SMILE."

"MUTHA F'er".

Really it pissed me off.

Maybe he wasn't being a sarcastic A-hole, maybe he was truly sincere in his efforts to see me bestow my 100 watt smile on the world, but MAN, did it get my gander up.

I frowned even harder and said no to crack as I hitched up my pants. AGAIN.

I tried to push down my anger and flung myself into a world of self-analization.

Maybe I was frowning and didn't realize it, maybe he was a really caring and happy soul and I was just an angry bitch, maybe he was checking out my tan colored top that inappropiately seemed to match my skintone and made it look like I was half-naked?

Then the evil thought made me SMILE till my gums were indistinguishable from the rest of my face..

I pictured myself cold-cocking him.

THAT MADE ME SMILE.

Hey, I am half-APACHE, and maybe its a good thing I'm only half. heh.