things that make me go HMM..

- People who get french manicured toes..WHY? To me it looks like you have long funky toenails that need to be cut..semi-gross.

- makeup at the gym...I work out at LA FITNESS in Scottsdale and I see this everytime I go. Women fully decked out in makeup and hair that is down. How in the hell do you work out with your hair down? I mean doesn't it bother you? And makeup...whats the point? Its just gonna smear off...but then I see them after a "workout" and they look the same..so did you just come to be pretty compared to us sweaty busted ass women? have mercy..

- Fake boobies. I want to touch them just to see what they feel like. I know a couple of chicas that have em..but oww and ewww! I mean, haven't you seen those shows on the Discovery channel that show you how they slice open your breasts, stuff some kind of plasticy thing in there, and sew you back up? And you have to do it all over again 10 years later...ewww. But they so fascinate me..i point them out to D-man ..like look at that 50 year old ladee with the tig ol bitties, or look at that teeny tiny girl with size 40 DD boobs...fascinating. I want to go up them ask them why? and them touch them with my brown finger..does your finger sink it? or does it bounce back like a basketball? questions yo..

- where did respect go? If there is an older person walking in with you, let them go first, better yet, hold open the door for them and let them go first. Scottsdale peeps suck.

- if you are freakign driving..get off the cell phone! You cause accidents because youre not paying attention..and you suck balls.